Laughable Desperate Disruption Tactics

Canterbury NH

Description

I need a Special Master to make sure that those awful DOJ folks, who are very bad, just like everyone else in the federal government who knows I am a snake, don't make up some fake news about my documents. To protect myself, I have faxed the contents of the documents to an old and trusted friend (Vlad - not his real name), and I have also hidden some of the papers inside a mayonnaise jar in Siberia where my comrades will protect them. I am a true friend of America, and if they elect me as President For Life, I will make sure all of my friends get 72 virgins and a freezer full of frozen Trump steaks.