Landscape Co insists you practice what you preach

Oklahoma City OK

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Tell me one person (OVER THE AGE OF 6) who hasn’t been completely”honest” when eating a friends “cooking”(this can include salad or cereal).In the kitchen of the author of this post,the later 2 are the only Bowls/dishes that are permitted /allowed....at least......or until the CPB(cooking parole board) meet again to review our case.Sighting,”there were just too many people effected the last time”.”something had to be done”.Strict guild lines determine weather the ban can be lifted or will we have to have Christmas dinner at Arby’s.bla bla bla.ANNNNYEEE WAY...As the post’s tittle suggest......when all is said and done/or at the end of the day/or when the fat lady sings.....we are looking for consistency.Anything less/or different is cause for concern.Since few answer any post by saying,”employing me Will get you automatic Club membership.After you have employed me for five days(which can take up to three weeks during your busiest time of the year)you will KNOW what many will argue to be a form of domestic terrorism.The world has spent (at last official tally) Mombo Johmbo umpteen poo wawh wawh yippity pippity rattle detatteld yo mama dollars.(which is just two pippity’s less than this authors credit card debt) attempting to detect/learn/discover how “consistant”the person they are just about to offer their gig/job to is.a very long winded way to verify consistancy when a refreashing beverage laced with just a smidge of sodium pennathal aka (the truth drug) Would be quicker.ANd far more efficient than that jealous,back stabbing polygraph blank of a Machine that Chose to Toss a certain personunder the bus (do to the concerns a few lousy Missing paper clips Might have on a wolve’s digestive system)In the Great office papper clip/ink pen scare of 1993.You may have read about it or know someone who lived through those dark days in corporate America.No one trusted anyone.Technology had not answered the call until approximately 9/12 at crack of freaking dawn.Technology has NOW answered the call.They can,now,detect that the unaccounted For“fluid” you insist is not being concealed on your person,Causing machine’s alarms to Keep you from catching your 40 minute flight to T-town with the worst FULL body search by tsa(unless your lucky enough to be labeled a potential terrorist when Denardo is working)Not only will you thank him for the “experience”(and learning the unexplained fluid was nothing more than early heart disease)you will learn Denardo (and his glorious hand’s )work schedule.(even when it means booking a flight from Edmond to Bethany for the inconvenient “convenience”......It appears our ADPD attention deficit POST disorder(Thank you Denardo for the heads up)is a little late on taking this morning’s meds.Anyway.... Don’t allow your self to proclaim that your trying to better yourself And your circumstances only to repeatedly B unreliable. Don’t be that person, to add insult to injury, that does that and then points fingers at others For not giving them the respect they feel they deserve. We are equal opportunity and insist That everyone who’s ever been employed by this company receives the same amount of respect one would expect to receive Before they regained consciousness/wake up to hear the end of a sentence. If you going to arrive (and by arrive we mean wait outside your place of residence till we arrive to pick you up )half consciousSleep deprived hung over and God knows what else. That won’t work. Keep searching the list for post that will find that more acceptable. But not us. Admittedly we have a little good to say about a nation and its people that have found themselves in the predicament our nation is in And how little effort is being put in to better the situation. Better the outcomes for us all. As our Adversaries Would view our predicament as harvest time While the picking is good. It is our belief, sadly but honestly as it is, this nation will have to be taken to the brink before what’s left of the backbone of its citizens Will make an effort. We’re still too bitter to hold out much hope for that. The smart ones are learning a foreign language. The author of this post is not taking any chances And learning To foreignlanguages and a working knowledge of a third. Canadian British And the one everyone dreads Australian. Where we find it easier to just wave than to try to say have a good day And not keep your jaw from coming out of joint. That’s our third country of choice Because there’s not much security or comfort in knowing that it’s difficult to scream“ help The thing that just bit me is trying to eat me“ With a dislocated jaw because you made the mistake Of asking for directions to our “assigned“ Refugee “camp“.Please be prepared to meet us at least halfway. 405-408-5089