The Rockabilly Train Wreck Seeking A Drummer

Kansas City MO

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Attention Craigslist Nation First off, THIS IS A HOBBY... Money motivated individuals need not continue reading. What's this all about? We are looking for a drummer to jam with the Rockabilly Train Wreck. If you want to play Rockabilly music, The Train Wreck wants you... needs you! There will be no dress code. There will be no grooming standards: long hair, short hair, no hair... Who cares. We would prefer to practice on Saturday afternoons. Once a week, once every other week, once every fourth week, once every other third fourth of each quarter. Whatever we can make work will be fine with me. Here's what we're looking for: Anyone who wants to play Rockabilly music. NOTE: You do not have to be the best. In fact we prefer if you were ok at best. PLEASE read this entire ad before responding. Thank you in advance for your cooperation. RE: the drummer we're looking for 1) the drummer must be able to keep time to the radio. 2) the drummer must be willing to buy a snare drum at at minimum. 3) the drummer must be willing to stand while playing your snare drum, if that's all you got. 4) the drummer must be willing to buy a pair of brushes and sticks. 5) the drummer must be honest. 6) the drummer must have a good personality. 7) the drummer must like to play Rockabilly music. ------------------- Can you do that? We're not looking for overly qualified rock stars here. We're not looking for divas here. We're not looking to start a National tour. We're not looking for a recording deal. We're not looking for award-winning recording artists. We're not even looking for musicians with much skill whatsoever. You don't have to be good You don't have to be skilled You don't have to know any songs at all. If you want to try and help us write original songs and have some fun... And want to have some laughs even better yet. If you are a young guy and don't like being around people of different age groups, you are not welcome to apply to the this Train Wreck. Your age does not matter. If it matters how old others are then chances are you are too young for The Rockabilly Train Wreck, so move on son! We just want to play Rockabilly music and don't care how bad it sounds... This is The Rockabilly Train Wreck baby. If it ends up sounding like Elvis being castrated during a mass murder then we got a show. If this sounds like you, respond to this ad and provide your phone number and I will get back with you ASAP. This post will be removed when we fill these positions. All aboard... I saw Elvis with your momma on the love train! Come on let's rock this mother... bitches. Have a nice day.