You Left Your Video Games

Missoula MT

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Hey old roomie. You left your GameCube games when you ditched me with an apartment I couldn’t afford on my own and a shitload of paperwork I had to beg to get out of because you refused to sign or help. I didn’t have a GameCube but I held onto them for some reason, despite struggling to get by after you ran off to serially cheat on and emotionally abuse your partners, many of whom were my friends. They sat in my drawers all these years, abandoned like anything else you got tired of. Anyway, I just sold Tales of Symphonia for $200. There was a silver lining after all! Thanks for the lessons about life, buddy. Someday you’ll be all alone.