The Rockabilly Train Wreck Seeking Bassist and Drummer

Kansas City MO

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Attention Craigslist Kingdom. We are looking for a bassist and drummer to jam with the Rockabilly Train Wreck. If you want to play Rockabilly music, Train Wreck wants you... needs you! Here's what we're looking for: Anyone who wants to play Rockabilly music. NOTE: You do not have to be the best. In fact we prefer if you were ok at best. PLEASE read this entire ad before responding. Thank you in advance for your cooperation. RE: The bassist we're looking for 1) The bassist must be willing to play one note bass lines. 2) The bassist must make mistakes a few times before he gets the song down. 3) The bassist must be willing to practice in Independence. 4) the bassist must be honest. 5) the bassist must have a good personality. RE: the drummer we're looking for 1) the drummer must be able to keep time to the radio. 2) the drummer must be willing to buy a snare drum. 3) the drummer must be willing to stand while playing your snare drum. 4) the drummer must be willing to buy a pair of brushes rather than sticks. 5) the drummer must be honest. 6) the drummer must have a good personality. ------------------- We're not looking for over qualified rock stars here. We're not looking for divas here. We're not looking to start a National tour. We're not looking for a recording deal. We're not looking for award-winning recording artist. We're not even looking for musicians with much skill whatsoever. You don't have to be good You don't have to be skilled You don't have to know any songs at all. If you want to try and help us write original songs and have some fun... And want to have some laughs even better yet. If you are a young guy and don't like being around people of different age groups, you are not welcome to apply to the Train Wreck. Your age does not matter. If it matters how old others are then chances are you are too young for the Train Wreck, so move on son! We just want to play Rockabilly music and don't care how bad it sounds... This is The Rockabilly Train Wreck baby. If it ends up sounding like Elvis being castrated during a mass murder then we got a show. If this sounds like you, respond to this ad and provide your phone number and I will get back with you ASAP. This post will be removed when we fill these positions. All aboard... I saw Elvis with your momma on the love train! Come on let's rock this mother... bitches. Have a nice day.