Dummy in the Smart Car

Greenfield MA

Description

Me: Making a right onto Main Street. You: Attempting to drive your silly car down Main Street and failing miserably. So yes I was pulling out onto Main Street but you wouldn't have hit me unless you swerved at me. If you kept going I would have had time to pull out behind you. Instead you laid on the horn, slowed down, and gawked me with eyes full of derp. I should have yelled at you but I was speechless at your silly antics. What made you like this? Too many paint chips as a kid? Did you expect me to wait till there was no traffic on Main Street to start moving? I would have been there all day.