Need Someone to Have A Fake Wedding With

Bolingbrook IL

Description

To clarify, this is not a joke listing, I am 100% serious. I crave chaos, and I am bored. I am a woman who wants to fabricate a false wedding for my own amusement and to mystify everyone who knows me. If you want to cause that kind of chaos in your own life, this is definitely the opportunity for you. Optimally, we would invite everyone in our lives that we want to confuse. It's even better if we make it clear to one another's friends and family that we know literally nothing about one another throughout the wedding. Afterward, we can either pretend we've never met each other and continue on with our lives as if it never happened, we can pretend we had a dramatic falling out the next day, or we can find another person to come and interrupt the wedding at a dramatic moment to profess their eternal love for one of us so that the wedding is called off. I would prefer to do this with someone between the ages of 20-25 (I'm 20) who is another woman, a gay man, a non-binary person, or basically anyone but a straight man because I wouldn't trust them not to genuinely fall in love with my amazing personality at the last moment. Please, text me if you're interested. I have severe social anxiety and if you call without warning I'll start crying and then forget to answer. My number is 801-797-4692.