An alternative sentence for Donald

Rockford IL

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Rename Trump Tower in New York "Hillary Place", and make Donald the full-time uniformed guard at the front door. He can choose his own uniform. I'd prefer the speedos with a championship wrestling belt, like on some of his campaign posters. He's got more than six-pack abs; he's got AT LEAST a case. If it's raining, he can wear one of those furry hats with the horns, ever so popular since Jan. 6. As a sign of respect, everyone entering Hillary Place must say "Thank you, Mr. President" when he opens the door for them. Maybe tip him; a quarter won't kill ya'.