Landscape company offers the most humid ticket in town
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Oklahoma City OK
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What we don’t have in Fahrenheit we make up for in humidity as we post at a less than seamless time this morning. You’ll be filling in for somebody who’s self diagnosis (and reason for not being available at such short notice) Of, “I’m in bad shape“ are words few like or need or want to hear from anyone;especially if they are coming from your doctor,mechanic/body shop(human or machine) when you MOST need/expect the supply chain to be “linked” as one cohesive entity or in our language one cohesive landscape.With little more than that for information,one does not know how best to publicly humiliate and utterly embarras such an individual into a less willingness to make poor choices(assuming,the unexpected and unplanned extended weekend will give such an individual time to customize a “story”fit for a landscape king.Before the last sentence can reek of shameless self promotion,it’s goal was simply to say as far a “stories”or excuses for(you’ll have to wait till the 50 MILLION page tell all book “I’ve heard every excuse and watched every new cast but knock your self out”is available)something beyond their control...we are the kings of having to sit through(#1),to stand through(#2),to put gas in a car through,to eat breakfast through,to walk the kids to the school bus through,to take a shower through,to brush our teeth through,to load the dishwasher through,to polish the furniture through,to return a book to the “LIE”brary through,to unwrap a piece of chewing gum and place it in mouth for 38 seconds(and blow bubbles) through,to scrub and wax tile floor in bathroom through,to peek through window blinds and wish Neihabors across the street had first consulted with us B 4 choosing their new trim color for ALL of that house of theirs through,to chewing,the now flavorless(whatever gum is made of)mass occupying valuable real estate in a mouth knows but can’t put it into words that it’s time for a change through,to straightening pictures on the wall through,to placing the story teller on speaker to free both hand/arms to vacuume the carpet through....you get our drift.A contortionist and a rubber band (two things designed to be in “bad shape”as part of their job description.It stands to reason that at some point,if one would like to advance to the next stage of human development (beyond that of dust in the wind),ie, one who exsists with little direction,little say in matters.The difference between dust and dirt is :one has organized into a union.”there we go AGAIN,with our over use of words”which only delays the effectiveness of this post.We hear you loud and clear as only a nonverbal post can convey.Our bad.We could have saved many words by getting to the“ point “a quality that,in hind sight,could have come in handy when we thought we were going to be a game changer in the needle and nail industry.We just needed to work out “some”of the details.Luckily for us the construction industry bought our “banned”product (and maybe a address change to a “big house”)What the needle industry lost (do to a few tweaks to elliminte slight kick back nurses received with gizmoe(device)delivering medications with our revolutionary square hollow point tipped surenges.(when a nurse says brace for impact...they mean it!.....now where were we?.......the morning rant.Part of our morning roteine and the ONLY one activity that doesn’t take place on our knees in the bathroom(for best results) IF the only thing you despise worse than working is reading our post,Our suggestion is contact your state local national representatives to open the boarders to the millions and millions who are literally dying to fill the very positions this post attempts to do everyday.There is not enough money printed to compensate people who don’t want /need to work(at least in those positions currently available all over this,once, great nation..What Ever kind of work the current talent pool WOULD get excited about are,CLEARLY,in short supply.Or have yet to be invented.A little competition would do this once great nation some good.The cost of living is unnessarily getting out of control.The “establishment’s“fear of no longer being the big fish in a very small dying pond are what is causing all the problems.No nation,no race of people,no nothing can remain on top forever.To complete that recipe for disaster add a pinch of greed,smidge of lazy And one tableless table spoon of your worst fear based Concerns,allow it to bake at about 250 years or until crust appears to have given up and flaky and a dollop of complacency beforeserving.This post has packed enough punch that we need a day off to recover.4054085089may the games begin.Open the boarders and save a nation!!!!!
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