Seeking the mortar for my pestle…

St. Marks Ave near Vanderbilt Ave, New York City NY

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You were considering a stone mortar and pestle left out on a stoop, and I was walking down that very stoop, having just ended my sublet. We chatted briefly, and I would’ve chatted more but my Uber was waiting… and I didn’t want to ruin my near-perfect customer rating! So if by some Brooklyn miracle you see this, I want you to know that I wanted to ask you to coffee. Or if you did in fact take home that mortar and pestle (I think it was technically a molcajete), maybe we can meet up for some guacamole. Tell me what I took from the stoop and I’ll know it was you…