BAND AUDITIONS

San Leandro CA

Description

Yes, that's right, you heard right...BAND AUDITIONS...not just another goddam rock 'n roll band...a genuine, whole wheat egg sandwich BAND AUDITIONS, to try out for (and I say this without the slightest trace of modesty, dear online user) THE BEST musical ensemble that I would have the pleasure of unleashing into the jaded, disgusting world of pop music that you (and your infinite wisdom) must read about week after week. In the steaming seclusion of your little rock 'n roll bedroom, YES, you fortunate and highly literate arbiter of mass taste, THIS IS THE BIG ONE! (oh God, can you stand it) Current positions to be offered: Drums/percussion ensemble 2nd guitar Keyboards If you can sing, that's a bonus. Extra points if you can read sheet music. David's Top Secret Experiment promises to bring to bored and miserable people of this curious little planet a live in person musical experience of enexcelled quality, combined with the usual dreadful and generally tasteless stage antics of myself and various other people (too evolved to call themselves "EMO", but rude enough to do those things that make for a colorful concert review when you need something to get the readers minds off the music.)