P-Patrol

Corvallis OR

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Hey guys, I am seriously disappointed with how our beloved city smells right now. Part of me thinks I fell into a time-warp and I'm back in Portland. If I wasn't a workaholic with too many responsibilities to have a personal life I would do this myself. I will when I get the time, but until then someone, or better yet some guys, really need to keep an eye out for people peeing in public places, especially in the beautiful ally between The Benton Plaza and Fancy Shoe Shop. It smells beyond caustic. I'm begging for a bum squad here guys, please, lets not lower our standers and turn into another toxic wonderland, like the beloved ptown just up the road. Lets keep it fresh here in Corvallis. Lets keep it clean.