"My Precious" Birthday Girl

Berkeley CA

Description

Do you love LOTR? Are you an aspiring actor? Look no further for a gig that will kickstart your career! We are searching for the perfect person to show up as GOLLUM at our friend's Lord of The Rings themed [31st?] birthday party! Qualifications: 1. You are short or comfortable crouching down for long periods of time. 2. You can say "my precious" in that infamous creepy voice 3. You are comfortable wearing a silicone mask for 1+ hours 4. You are 100% COMMITTED to the joke What: Dressing up like Gollum and attending our friend's birthday as if it is the most natural thing for you to be there. Mask is provided but you will need to bring your own loin cloth, etc. When: Arriving at our friend's residence on September 3rd at 5:30pm as Gollum Compensation: We will pay you $50 and you will be expected to stay for one hour or until someone politely asks you to leave. You can keep the mask. If you are interested in making our friend's wildest dreams come true (and making some easy ca$h), please respond to our ad.