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Dear hot elf man in the muscle shirt,
Do you remember the blonde staring at you? That was me. You were wearing a navy muscle shirt and red basketball shorts. I thought you looked like a brunette Legalos! You were looking for honey while I was looking for peanut butter.
You probably won't see this because I bet you're a normal, well-adjusted hottie who is lifting iron or forging swords and not cruising Craigslist.... But, let's get together and make sandwiches.
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