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My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so I have to re-home her She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her four years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair, so she's a bit high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping, but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food Will never greet you at the door after a long day, or give you unconditional love when you are down Does not bite -- but she can be a mean as hell So.....anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!

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