Jogging Alki Beach

Seattle WA

Description

I was running but I stopped to drink some water and take in the Seattle skyline. You were running by me and your thing was just bouncing around. You had a wedding ring on and your wife wasn’t too far behind you. I know you caught me looking and I’m sorry. I am currently pulled over at Herring House Park and I’m going to wait 2 hours, if you for some reason see this please please please come by without your wife, and wear those gym shorts without boxers again sir!