To all the tinder men I just ghosted

Portland OR

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I just deleted the app for the 87th time and I didn’t warn any of you. I apologize for that and for being snide, irritable and in general not very nice to most of you. The longer I stay on tinder the more I become a rage filled monster who then feeds that rage with my TikTok algorithm showing me nothing but videos about how men are doing the bare minimum but expect maximum effort from us while STILL not knowing or caring where the clit is. So I deleted them both. I’m going to try to get back to being a kinder person now. But I’m sorry that you’ll think I unmatched you specifically when really I’m unmatching humanity because I’m nothing if not dramatic. Good luck to all of you. Please keep your toilets out of your bathroom selfies. Drink some water. Put that fish back. It truly is me and not you.