Political Activist Available

Chattanooga TN

Description

Political Activist Available. The issue and/or political affiliation do not matter* as long as you pay well, in cash, and up front. Discretion guaranteed.* Need a protester at the right place at the right time? No problem. Just pay me off and hand me a sign. Need to infiltrate some other political organiation or NGO? Get me in, pay me off, and tell me what you need. Need someone to help fill a venue? Pay up and I am there. Need a spy? Pay up, get me in, and I'll handle it. Need somebody to run for office as a Democrat in a local race? No problem. I can fake being a Democrat. Just give me the script and talking points. And pay me off. Maybe you need a "witness" for an event. Pay me off and I'll be there with cameras in hand. Need a mourner at a funeral? The more you pay the better I mourn. Need someone to pretend to run your NGO? Pay me, get me some business cards, and I put on a suit. I'm retired so I am available. Just pay up and I show up. Message me with your contact information for further discussion. *Nothing illegal.