An alien from ALIEN, a Puna Drummer and a bag of chips go clubbin'

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Description

Bouncers at the roped off line are not taking any guff. Nuthin but hot bicthes and VIP are getting in tonight. The alien quickly dismembers the whole crew of security and walks in. People are freaking. The Puna drummer seizes the opportunity and walks into the club. People running everywhere. Screams. Terror.... The Puna drummer kipes a pack of American Spirits (because American Indians were sooo big on tobacco, right) and runs back to his Toyota Echo. Screeels off into the night. The bag of chips takes it all in, having been anthropomorphized by the posting title. The End(?) Stay tuned to the crazy finale.....