T4T: toothbrush for T

Portland OR

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Hi T, it’s me, your toothbrush. We haven’t seen each other in… I think years. You’ve replaced me with a morning and evening joint and well, the results are in. You’ve a few rotting teeth and general hygiene is deteriorating and it just makes me feel sad and useless. I know you negelect your toys and treat them poorly, Dolly told me, but your tools? We only want to serve. Your last partner never saw evidence of me for 2.5 years and I feel like a dirty little secret. What isn't so secretive? The filth of your lying mouth. Please let me help you at least clean up the physical filth. The other filth of your mouth, well, that’s on you and will take more than some bristles to fix.