Trump, a drummer from Kenya and Puna go to a bar…

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Former President Donald John Trump, arguably the best president we have ever had, orders a drink. The bartender says he knows that President Trump likes cranberry and sprite. The bartender asks the drummer from Puna what he will have. I’ll have a scotch on the rocks. The drummer from Kenya gestures that he wants a bud light.  The bartender asks the drummer from Kenya if he speaks any English. He replies “yes, but my English is very limited, although I am finishing up my MBA with a focus in shipping conglomerations. I just got my US citizenship!!!!“ President Trump looks over at the Kenyan drummer and says “Very good to hear and you sound like a bright guy. I’ll give you a job in my future administration.“ “Thank you, Mr. President. I will take you up on that very fine and fantastic offer.“ The drummer from Puna continued playing Pokémon go. All was at peace…..