Crisis Actors Wanted for staged national tragedy

Portland OR

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Hello, I have been watching the Alex Jone's trial and thought it might be fun to try and stage a national tragedy, just to see if it is possible. If people like Alex Jones think crisis actors and staged tragedies exist, lets create one! Then gaslight the hell out of them for saying it was staged. What better city to create a real fake national tragedy than one on the heathen west coast? No actual children will be harmed in the process,, but people with blood and gore makeup experience would be helpful in this cause. People with journalism and acting experience prefered, but no experience necessary.