Marlboro Red Cutie on Congress

Tucson AZ

Description

You: crossing the street by Hi-Fi on Sunday night 8/7 around 8:30PM, delicately selecting a cigarette from your pack of Marlboro reds. You were with two other dudes, slightly taller than you, I think one of them was wearing a blue shirt. You had on a ball cap, glasses, and a Fanny pack/cross body sling of sorts. I saw you from my car while stopped at the red light but didn’t have the guts to roll my window down and tell you pretty boys don’t light their own cigs, and subsequently lighting your stogie. If you see this hmu, I have a cute little mullet and will kiss your ciggy lips.