Mountain bike FOUND

Chicago IL

Description

Hello fellow cyclist, I have recovered a mountain bike, which was clearly lost, stolen, or abandoned. I will be happy to return it to you, if you can describe some of the following: --The color(s) of the bike --The approximate date when you lost it --The rough area in which you last saw it --The manner in which it was lost --The comical place from which I retrieved it --Any specifics about the condition of the bike I look forward to hearing from you. Bonus points if you can tell me some of its history. No, I won't send you a Google voice code. No, I won't ship it to you if you send me a fake cashier's check for the costs. No, I won't wire money to the deposed king of Elbonia.