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Looking for spineless sycophants, preferably evangelical conservatives but will accept any, for White House work unless the democrats steal the election from me again. Must have no issues with lying. Must be willing to praise me with every breath, talking praise points will be provided. The more sincere appearing the better, though insincere flattery will work, as long as it is consistent and nonstop.
Must be OK with being steamrolled, thrown under the bus, allowing me to throw food on your clothes, yell at you, send you packing, then order you back at a moment's notice.
Benefits include being sprayed with the same orange hair and tanning spray that I use. If you look like Ivanka, I get to grab you by the pussy. No farting, and I prefer doggy style.
Lindsey Graham, Jim Jordan and Ron Johnson, Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert, though qualified, should not apply. MTG and LB, you will have a key to the back door of the presidential bedroom in case my needs need to be satisfied.
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