Cold Showers to blame for heart attacks

Missoula MT

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Times Now News reports that all the young healthy people dying of heart attacks could be due to cold showers! I have to agree. And why are they taking cold showers? Because of the heat caused by global warming. It's the Climate Change Crisis killing young healthy people, not anything new that was introduced into the human body en masse super recently no, it's cold showers which people only started taking in 2021 probably. So when the government tells you to lock down your business and not drive to fight Climate Change then please, just think of all these young people dying :( and have a big heart (that's a myocarditis joke) and if you don't then I hope you die of SADS which means Sudden Adult Death Syndrome, totally not worth looking into and definitely not caused by the same people who brought you SIDS. If you flag this post you're a bigoted racist transphobic homophobe NAZI who needs to follow the science!