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If your hand is up, chances are, you are a toothless hillbilly wearing a Mountain Dew stained nascar t-shirt for the 5th consecutive day in a row. Chances are high that you are 48 year sold and work at Taco Bell. In all likelihood, your only sexual encounters include your own cousins. If you still back Trump, the odds are high that you hunt possums and buy your groceries at the 7-11. Your education is not beyond that of an 8th grader. There is a 50/50 chance you even graduated high school. The only time you bathe is when you get caught in the rain because your Dodge Dart broke down again. Chances are, you have spare car parts in your living room and an old toilet in your front yard.
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Would we get up at 5 in the morning to obsess over this shit and write stupid shit about my fellow Americans and post it on CL in order to convince myself that I am better than them and that there must be something wrong with them if they do not think like I do?
Chances are high that we would not.
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