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Luciferian group🤘2 Horns Up🤘 is looking for a 2nd guitarist and a vocalist. We are a 5-member group which consists of a drummer, a keyboardist, a bass player, a guitar player, and one guy who just shows up covered in blood and screams a lot (we never hired him, but he keeps coming to rehearsal, so que sera, sera). We play Satanic covers from bands like Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Pagan Altar, etc. If you feel called to be a part, then let's talk. Reach out by drawing a pentagram in candlewax on any flat surface, standing in it facing the east, rolling your eyes back in your head, and gently murmuring, "Hey, guys." We'll hear you, and pick up.
By the way, if you flag this? You're not only a hypocrite for looking the other way at "Christian" band recruiting posts, but you're also issuing an open-ended invitation to our close personal pal Baphomet to visit you in the night, and tickle your feet. With FIRE.
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