Time Traveling ET in Time Out

San Antonio TX

Description

I really stepped in it this time. A quagmire of a portal and ZZZWOP!! I’m smack dab in 2022 with the benz and whiplash. I don’t remember this stop on the celestial trail map in The Hitchhikers Guide. All I know for sure is Im NOT human. I’m an inter-dimensional being of light trapped inside a human female body. Not a bad body either, my human costume has an 0nly fans account! I’ve become separated from my soul-trio. I’m posting this in an attempt to locate my 2 soulmates. You are both male. You are best friends and share a life together and have for a long time. Ya’ll are handsome, kind and successful yet always seem to find the kind of women who pull you down or try to come in between your friendship. When you both have girlfriends, they never seem to get along for very long. That’s because I am your missing co-pilot for the rest of this mission on Earth. Don’t know about you guys, but I fell hard when I hit this plane of existence and got hijacked into a real doosey of a telanovela. Like a princess in a Disney movie, The spell was magically broken through divine intervention, I escaped the imprisoning fortress of an evil prince, and tamed the dragon of my own self destruction to emerge in the gallows of these hollowed pages. I’m alive and aware…now, where are you? Where is the end? What is the answer to the universe?