THROW STEVO THAT POOL NOODLE!!!!

Harrisburg PA

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PLEASE HURRY! OH, WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO? Before Steve 'Shit-Talker' Bannon sinks beneath the waves of justice for the third and final time, throw him that pool noodle!! Don't throw him a life preserver--he needs something long and hard to fill his mouth when Judge Nichols sentences him to jail for 2 years for defying a lawful Justice Department subpoena. He's gonna need the practice of deep-throating something long and hard to make his prison experience more enjoyable!!! He can't open his fat yap in the courtroom to make a mockery out of his trial because Judge Nichols ain't having any of his bullshit theatrics so he has to wait until he leaves the courthouse to spew his irrelevant scheit. Trouble is...NOBODY'S LISTENING, including your boy toy, Trump!!! He doesn't give a fat fuck like you, er, I mean FOR you!! YA DID THE CRIME, NOW DO THE TIME!!!! Normally, all that hot air that freely flows from Bannon's mouth would be enough to keep his planet-sized head above water, but since his significance is waning, by the time he gets out of jail-NO PARDONS ARE ON THE HORIZON THIS TIME-nobody will remember his name. It IS quite possible he MIGHT leave prison early though.....FEET FIRST IN A HEARSE. How old is he now-74? Just add Bannon's name to the rolls along with the other several hundred (and counting) January 6th 'tourists' who are whiling away their days in jail. All you election deniers and liars, take note. THIS is your future..... Let's have a simple little song to celebrate Bannon's fate: See Steve Bannon turning green, Someone pissed in his canteen!!! :>)