Now recruiting for THE FLAKES

San Francisco CA

Description

THE FLAKES are looking for new musicians to join their ranks. * Do you constantly show up late or not at all? * Can you never be bothered to learn a song, practice your instrument, or just generally give a damn. * Do you reply to posts and then immediately ghost the conversation? Then this is the band for you! Then join The Flakes......AND STOP WASTING EVERYONE ELSE'S GODDAM TIME, YOU UNRELIABLE DEADBEAT GO-NOWHERE MOTHERFUCKERS!! Why the shit are you even here?