Rare platinum monkey skull

Providence RI

Description

FOUND in the parking lot of Moifee's Liquors.....late one evening while walking my dog. I took it home and researched it. Apparently I have found someones lost PLATINUM MONKEY SKULL (with dewrag).....or is it DOO-RAG? Whatever....this skull holds MYSTICAL POWERS and when properly rubbed, will grant you a WISH! Since I am not the actual owner, I cannot access its powers. However, after further research, it is said that if the skull is not reunited with its rightful owner within 60 days, then the finder becomes the new owner and will be able to access its immense powers. So if YOU have lost your Platinum Monkey Skull, (with due-rag) then please contact me. If I dont hear from anybody within 60 days, I shall RUB IT'S HEAD and the skull (with doo-rag) will grant me anything I desire. However I am not sure if I need to REMOVE the doo-rag first before rubbing it's head. I willl have to research some more.