Pizza lost on I-84 W

Portland OR

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You - A distressed passenger. Me - A confused motorist searching for the owner of a pizza projectile If you were driving a white 4-door sedan (I believe a Toyota) around 6pm on the I-84 westbound on 7/13 and threw a pizza out a passenger side window I am hoping to check that you’re okay. I watched as you threw a full pepperoni pizza (it looked to be size medium or large) out your window from the left lane into the roadway without its box. The pizza looked complete when I ran over it several seconds later. I cannot fathom the emotional distress or turmoil that led you to the difficult decision to waste what appeared to be a perfectly adequate pizza, but I hope that you’re alright and that you find what you’re looking for in life.