Drummer needed!!

Kansas City MO

Description

We really need a drummer. Preferably a good one who likes Rock and/or Roll. Either is fine. Both is preferred. It's okay if your name's Jim. It's also okay if your name isn't Jim. We're Americans. Have whatever name you want. We are two guitar players and a bassist, looking for a drummer. Influences include: Cave In, Mastodon, High on Fire, Clutch, Hum, Blood Duster, Red Fang, long walks on the beach, documentaries about cults, loose meat sandwiches, early 1970's American muscle cars, and cheap domestic beer. If any of this is of any interest to you, please fill one envelope with an essay explaining why you'd like to play drums for us, with the proper postage affixed, and jam it right into your computer's DVD drive. Or, just reply to this ad. HURRY! ACT NOW! For the flagging police, bear in mind that I have violated zero policies with this ad.