You have posters I have certificates

Jefferson NC

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You may have taken my property, you stole my tools, you stole my round dial zenith radio, you even stole the wood stove from my workshop. But all those movie posters that were supposedly gifts... I have all the certificates of authenticity, and I'm going to auction them off, which will make what you have worthless. I'm also going to sell every bit of your stuff that you left in my house (except for the 20 or so bags of rotting garbage You left hidden like the filthy little pig you are.) Oh, you shouldn't have broken into my mom's house like the thief you are -the police have informed me they found your DNA on the razor knife that was left at the scene and everything you took has been reported stolen, so it'll be a felony when you try and sell it. I am so much happier to have you out of my life!