Re: They said it, so it happened.

Rockford IL

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Hey. Who are we supposed to listen to? Their your people. They were standing right there. They even admit their own guilt. What are we supposed to do? Slap them on the back and say" better luck next time."? It's all good. Attempted coups are only illegal for the unwashed masses. It's ok for politicians though. Let's just let bygones be bygones. Hey, next time your in power maybe we could storm The Capital.shit all over the place. And try to hang people. We could make it a yearly event. Blow off some fireworks. Cook out. It would definitely keep the politicians on their toes. We could bring the kids. Set up a little capital for them to storm. Give them some little rubber flag poles and tell them to have at it. Then give them some trophies. And little lapel pins. I see your logic now. We can use this to make us all one big happy family. On leap years. We could let the trans people do it. I bet that would be colorful as hell. There would be pageants. We could crown a "Miss Gay Rioter of America. Every year with a "5" in it. We could let the duck people do it in their mudtrucks. Sometimes just for fun. We could fill The Capital with regular people and let the politicians storm it with paper flag poles and briefcases. I am so sorry I judged you. I see your genius now.