DILF from the Bars

Minneapolis MN

Description

You: Slightly older, sexy with a warped sense of humor, chronic masterbator. Me: slightly younger with an equally warped sense of humor, probable psychobitch. We shared a romantic midnight feast of Wendy's in a secluded spot while you stared at my crotch the entire time. I wanted to sit on your face. But alas, life is complicated. Here's to hoping we get to make the connection and follow through.