7-15 Need stand-in person for birthday event I can’t attend - 1hr min.

metropolitan ave, New York City NY

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I could not get a direct flight in to NYC for my friend’s 30th birthday. Option 1: Looking for someone who can attend in my place but wear a name tag with my name on it, sing happy birthday to her, and hang out for at least an hour. * Think surrogate character in Arrested Development. * Possibly answering questions about my work/family/pets (you can answer however you want). I’m open to other creative solutions for my absence. I’m looking for: - someone enthusiastic - someone stable and/or medicated - someone who has been to a birthday party before - bonus points if you’ve ever been one of those bar mitzvah entertainer people I’d pay $100 for the hr and for 2 MID SHELF drinks. I know the bartender so no funny business. * Option 2: Another solution I am amenable to: you bring your personal tablet/iPad/laptop and set me up on Zoom or Facetime at the end of the bar. Maybe with a boa or a lei (something that says PARTY!!) around my “neck” - your job to figure out best way to do that. * Think Kanye West at the “Famous” video exhibition. * Maybe use a tripod? You would be free to join the party as a guest but would probably want to stay close to your device. I’d pay $50 for this plus 2 well drinks at the bar. Or venmo for 2 slices of pizza. * SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. I AM ALSO SERIOUS. Email me with questions. Also, let me know if you know any mimes. Oh, also maybe attach a selfie. *