I need someone to simply come to where I live and either just sit by the pool and hang out, tell jokes, be on our phones, dribble some basketball, or you can even swim in the pool, whatever you want to do, as long as we stay in the pool area. Yes, you read that right. I will pay you for this. And no, I'm not looking for any sort of companion or anything. What I'm actually trying to do is to establish dominance and annoy my very extremely horrible small group of bitchy neighbors a bit so they don't think they own or run the whole place just because they all have kids, and that other people can play and use the pool area, too (there are other areas the kids can play in so don't worry). And yes, I am trying to be a bit of a jerk by doing this, because I'm fed up and just want to do something (totally harmless) to get back at them. Our mere presence there will annoy them. You won't have to talk to them and they won't talk to us. I will pay you $15 for one hour or $30 for two hours. You would arrive here at 5pm and stay for an hour or two. If you're interested please reply via email (it'd be best to include a photo of yourself so I can see if you're a good fit) with your phone number and I will get back to you. I prefer someone who lives close by. If you have a good sense of humor, we'll have fun doing this.
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