Dragnuts

Brookfield IL

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(The city, New Elbow, Alabama. My name's Cryday, I'm an Alabama Texas Trained Lawman, my partner seated next to me is Old 6 fingers Gannon. On account ah he has 6 fingers on one hand. Shot two of them off when he was a child of about 37, or he'd still have all 8. One hand. We got call about shots fired at a local school yard we'd have to move fast and at least I personally, would have to circle back here as soon as possible.) "Did'ya hear that 6? We gotta roll..." "I ran out, I thought you brought one." "That wasn't a question, here use my MAGA hat, now listen we got to get outta here that school is less than 2 miles away!" "You're not thinking of going there are you?" "Hell no I picked up a report of a gas station dispute on an old CB radio line no one uses, it's about 15 miles from here just on the edge of Sister's Clitt creek." (We vacated the station outhouse and raced to the scene...it looks like we were too late) "Dammit Joe! Half the county force is here guns drawn at each other.... no victims no crime just us!....even the attendants are gone!!" "I thought it was a safe call line come on...ok here comes Sherrif Perkly, just play it up." "Hide dee ho fellahs!" "Hidee howdeee Sherf! What brings so many of the you'alls out here?" "Sister's Clitt doesn't smell like a month-old dead fish this time of year so she and I come up here. and you two fancy detectives from 20 paved miles away?" "A dare." "We just happen to be in the area of Sister's Slot and thought Sister's Clitt might be nice this time of crime....crime of YEAR! Time of year." "Looks like the entire police Union is here...say just for my report here who's helping the school kids?" " Alabama SWAT did a helicopter drop onto the roof and dumped about 35 heavy fully loaded military grade weapons onto the playground and into the classrooms. Then got back to Texas for an NRA rally." "Great so things will eventually work themselves out.Good work everyone." "Is that a Texas cologne I smell?"