Study shows the safest city

Washington DC

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to be in if we are ever attacked by China or Russia. The study group agreed that Washington DC would be immune to attack due to the fact that 90% of those in Washington have sold out to or still on the payroll of the Chinese communist government. It also concluded that Washington DC was the larges accumulation of the mentally ill, pedophiles, perverts, America haters, thieves, crooks and thugs ever brought together in one place.