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I don't flag. That's the other one.
I'm the not the rockturd.
No one likes flags. They're not natural. They go against the teachings of militant jesus.
If you give them an inch. They'll lie and tell you it's "7".
Pretty soon they'll want rights. They'll hold protest and parades.
They'll have a flag with no flag on it.
Then They'll vote their people into Washington.
Pass laws, want to get married, teach critical flag theories in school.
They'll want to dress in a flag and wrestle girls.
Well have to start banning all books that talk about flags and flags.
Well have to rewrite history so it doesn't mention flags and make our children sad.
Then soon there'll be those who want to flag different things...TRANS FLAGS!
I mean don't they even know you're a flag or not?
How are we supposed to tell them apart? What do they even do together?
Then they're so sneaky. They walk amongst us like real human beings.
It'll get to were we can't even go to the gym. Who knows what they're looking at In the shower.
We won't be to "not flag" in public. For fear of them looking at us doing it.
No! It has to stop here. We need to call our politicians and television networks and start running the campaign. Against this evil before it destroys the country.
One day when us non flaggers are in power. There's going to be some hangings.
It's the flags that have caused all of our problems.
We need some hats. " Make Anyone Flagless In America. Or " MAFIA"
Or " Make Us Phlag Phree Every Time Soon.
Or " Flagless Against Growing Stupidity."
Die flags die!
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