Kisho Glunch

New York City NY

Description

He's my cousin. He writes songs for girl singers. He's lookin for just the right one. Gotta live in a certain town, and be a certain way. Please Google him and you'll find many many videos of him playing with many many people over many many years. He's not with any of these people now. He needs a guitarist. He needs a bassist. He needs a drummer. He needs you people to play in his band in order for his band to be played in by you people. Doesn't that make perfect sense? But ya gotta be certain kindsa people. Can't just have some lousy $15,000 1959 Fender Stratocaster. Please, go play with him, all of you. You four VERY special individuals, I know you're out there. He HAS a band. It's all pretty existential, metaphysical. He HAS a band. He needs the players. Get it? Cousin Vlod Glunch PS The photo of the guys in their long johns is his band. You can rest asured the band will be there for you to come BE the band. See, like when you come, your alternative band member kinda blips into another universe so you can join, but he's ALWAYS there cause there is ALWAYS a band. There IS a band in ALL WAYS. The band IS. PPS Well, just the THREE guys, actually. The fourth guy in long johns is actually a combination alternative entity of the girl singer AND Kisho. See that's where everyone gets confused and Cousin Kish ain't got no band OR no hot girl singer. It ain't fair! Don't you see? Everyone IS. The band, the girl, and Kisho. They all ARE. He can SEE them.