### Like variety? Part-time assistant opportunity ###

linwood ave near providence rd, Uxbridge MA

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*** THIS IS NOT A TEMPORARY JOB. THIS IS LONG-TERM. *** * Are you able to freely leave your house because you lack any form of pesky correctional institute ankle bracelet? * Do you have a car that you can drive down the street without a crippling fear of embarrassment or ridicule? * Could you receive an extra $300 - $600 per month without being upset about it? If you answered "yes" to one or more of these questions, you may be the perfect fit. There is one more consideration: Are you 5’ 7” tall or shorter? I have a low ceiling in my kitchen. For real. I am terrible at getting domestic things done that most people are competent enough to do without the intervention of others. You will find no surplus of such competence in my case, I assure you. The basic weekly tasks look like this: * Pick up mail in Westboro * Sorting the mail and scanning it into my computer * Grocery shopping at Whole Foods in Bellingham * Various errands, but usually not every week But wait, there's more! Do you like to do things in the kitchen? Things that involve food? Right on! Written recipes are easily provided for the following concoctions: * Blender smoothies * Various soups * Basil pesto There are dishes to be cleaned. I would appreciate it if this could be done diligently so as to avoid giving me a bacteria-borne illness that leads to my death. Other tasks might involve lubing up the paper shredder, vacuuming the car from time to time so my lady doesn't vomit on me in disgust, cleaning the fridge, and assorted other undertakings in an ongoing effort to perpetuate the illusion that I am a civilized member of society. Anyway, if all of that works out well, there are always opportunities for capable humans with arms to assist in the following ways: * Taking photos of various properties around Worcester County! * Changing locks! * Mowing grass! * Walking around with a clipboard, looking important! * Getting stuff signed! * Helping move that couch out of the way! * And various functions in the house flipping and/or property management operations Where? Linwood, which is really Whitinsville, which is really Northbridge. Realistically, you should be somewhere around/south of Worcester. If that's not the case, feel free to move closer and then check to see if this ad is still posted. How many hours per week, you ask? 4 - 5 as a consistent base. There is additional optional work up to 14-ish hours in a single week from time to time. When? You pick. How? Receive pay weekly by check or direct deposit. If you are do not exude an overpowering body odor and you are interested in this rare hiring event, kindly email me the following: 1) Your name, along with any nicknames you prefer to be called, including, if applicable, your rapper stage name 2) Year, make and model of your vehicle 3) How many minutes away you are from 160 Providence Road, Whitinsville, MA 4) Favorite day of the week to come over and handle the aforementioned 5) Your phone number and your actual email address (not the Craigslist relay) so I can contact you If you would like to contact me to call me names or to complain about my ad, please call directly: (785) 273-0325 Thank you very much.