Great White Sighting

Carmel by the Sea CA

Description

A very dangerous GREAT WHITE has been spotted in the area. He is said to be very dangerous. DO NOT APPROACH, as his bite is said to be deadly. He is reported to have a waggly tail and to say “woof-woof,” but wildlife experts are warning to not take these as signs of harmlessness. If attacked, it is suggested you offer a peace offering of a tasty treat to ward him off. Any sightings should be reported to the local authorities. The entire peninsula has been closed off for the mext 72 hours for the public’s safety.