Columbia University grants Trump an Extension

Taylor MI

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Donald Trump was to pay the Columbia University Medical Center $157895 by July 1st. for his Microphallus Enlargement surgery scheduled for later this summer. However, his attorney, Rudy Giuliani, was able to secure an extension through the 4th of July holiday weekend. So now the deadline for full payment is 5 pm on July 5th. With his bank account dwindling because of Melania's shopping addiction, Mr. Trump implores you to help him in his moment of extreme need. As his belly grows, it is becoming impossible for him to even pee without the help of his "boy Friday." By the way, his "boy Friday" has exceptional eyesight. "Oh, the horror...the horror!" Please donate Today!!!