Landscape company needs an assistant Who likes travel.

Oklahoma City OK

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As the title suggest, this landscape company seeks to find someone to assist in every aspect of operation In our landscape business.we are a small Northwest-OKC based landscape design and installation company. … Blessed to have a very long wait list That’s splitting at the seams. Packed full ofvery eager clients wanting us to get rolling on there projects. Admittedly, the title of the post may, initially, lend it self to visions of a Position/gig requiring, how shall we say, more sit in the comfort of an air-conditioned truck and take phone calls and occasionally get to help shop for plants And less NOT in the air condition truck on the phone and shopping for plants… In other words… A more “laborious“, i.e.,Sweaty,hands on gig.(And that was deliberate(ish). we had to get your attention somehow) But we’re not complete liars. Every bit of that was true, … At one point or another.(When you read the small print). Our first draft for this post was going to read “ If you like travel AND being paid up to $1000 a week To get in shape/Work out, Then Our post will maketoday your lucky day“. Now The “travel“ We promise…may only be The “glitz and glamour“ of Bethany or THE unique And fun filledExperience of barhopping till the wee hours in Edmond. Or getting ticket s to one of the shows on Broadway.THAT,we think, will make a believer out of you too. You,too,will say to friends And family, “” You have to see it to believe it“. AHhh the sights,sounds and night life You will experiencein Edmond“. Admittedly,We thought it might be taking it a bit too far if the post read, “ if you love travel And experiencing /Learning aboutother cultures/Cuisine/Language/customsAND Earning up To $1000 a week to get in shape/working out?…Then this assistant gig and promis of travelmay be just for you.“…( One hasn’t“ lived “until they’ve” experienced “Arbor Day in Del city.…) We still get choked up about it.another draft read, “if you are a foodieAND would like to make up to $1000 a week traveling ANDbeing paid to get in shape ANDwork out and like frozen burritos (after they’re heated, of course ) Then we defy you to find more scrumptious frozen burritos anywhere …that has a working freezer AND access to a burrito.( found in,literally,any grocery store or convenience store anywhere in Moore. Come oonn.Where else are you gonna find a gig that offers half of what this post offers AND the opportunity to mingle with the locals of moore ?! And stuff you face with some microwaved frozen burritos?(Where the experienceWILL utterly change the way you look at life!) It did ours! Note :Their language Takes some getting used to… TheyARE a little hard to understand at times., but once you get past the language barrier and on toConsuming the famed frozen burritos?… “More “than makes up for all the, “I’m sorry,I don’t know what you’re saying”! In return for this once in a week employment opportunity we ask that you be able to get to and from work via your own vehicle. That doesn’t mean The use ofyour grandmothers impala while She has her hair done. Or one of those fancy-schmancy high-tech key LESS rides that screem, “I have arrived“… “But keep it on the down low“ Oh, and I go by Martin now. You know the vehicals I’m talking about?!… The ones that garner all the attention and stares and whispers and finger pointing (One of three fingers usually ) By other drivers. Those vehicles Who’sDrivers,Literally,Spared NO expense when “acquiring” Their ride. A rideComplete withTricking them out with THAT perfect flat head screwdriver Jammbed into just the right Angel In the ignition to achieve an electrical connection… all the while being EVER so mindful/careful to insure that the steering colum’s Sleek and sexy silhouette.… Be preserved…Hence, keyLESS.… Not to mention selecting just the right Plastic garbage bag to replace missing broken out driver side glass window,possessing that perfect hue (tint). juuuust… dark enough to ensure that a positive ID can’t be achieved. Oops for privacy.and a Mill, no less than 3 that,most likely,will get you through till Fall…(where you can acquire a fresh one from the same fast food restaurant bathroom trashcan you aquired the first one from. Cause it’s only a window and you got better things to spend your money on than constantly being nickeled and dimed to death with more up grades on a ride that you’ve already had longer than any other in your life. 19 days is a long time to commit to anything. We’re just saying. We’re just joking around but we’re serious when we say we want you to be heat tolerant responsible reliable with your own transportation and a 405 area code is one that’ll be taken more seriously no text only conversation hires you’ll need to call 405-408-5089 We’re offering a lot but can’t promise that you will be fortunate enough to witness dawns early light from The Village… But we’ll see what we can do. After observing our own post and trying to follow our own thought process we feelIt necessary to suggest One morequality that might be a shoo-in should you possess And that’s a good bedside manner. A must quality when working with sick people