Tiny Chest & Big Thighs

New York City NY

Description

I tried to apply for a position but oddly they told me their not hiring even though I know they are hiring. Me personally, I think they just don't want to give me the job because all the females working there have a tiny chest with big thighs and I don't. Therefore, if you have a tiny chest with big thighs I'll pay you $200 just to walk in the store and ask if their hiring, because I will know that my suspicion was right if they say "yes" to you. I'll give you the $200 right before you walk in the store.