Russian Army Action Figures!

Citrus Heights CA

Description

Fresh from the slave factories of Occupied Ukraine! Collect 'em all! Have them rape and murder and kidnap Ukrainian babies, girls, men and women! Just like the real thing! Pretend to have them smash maternity hospitals and apartment blocks! Realistic! Give them dialog: Ivan: Good toilet Boris, will save you many freezing walks through taiga to outhouse. Boris: There is nothing like it in entire village! Likewise steam radiator you steal from Kyiv hotel, Ivan, is going to be looking very sharp in yurt. Ivan: Da. Had washer also, to ship home too, but commissar requisitions it for chip to fix broken T 72 tanko. We call it jack-in-box for flying pop-up turret feature. Ivan: More stolen vodka while we wait in line at FedRussEx to ship home loot? Boris: Why not, rest of battalion all dead, in Ukraine POW cage, run home to Russia or are too busy mailing loot home.