re: ur the dirtiest worm in the soil

Portland OR

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You can call me Crocket as I am the victory gardener. My worm loves wrigling around in your dirt. I can’t stop thinking about plowing that rich soil with my tool, especialy your back plot. Maybe you need help ladscaping next time? It was a little overgrown. No matter, I have a friend that can help. Maybe he can tend the little one up front as I focus on the one in the rear? There is plenty of fertile ground for two worms. P.S. I hope you cleaned the kitchen table afterward, wouldnt want to get any of that dirt in your family’s breakfast;-)